Cytaty South Park



Eric Cartman: It’s a man’s obligation to stick his boneration
in a women’s separation; this sort of penetration will increase
the population of the younger generation.
Mr Garrison (on women’s period): I just don’t trust anything
that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.
Mr Garrison (on women’s period): Poprostu nie ufam niczemu co krwawi przez 5 dni i nie umiera.
Eric Cartman: Respect My Authority! Eric Cartman: Szanuj moją władzę!
Stan: Oh, my God! They killed Kenny. Kyle: You bastards. Stan: O mój Boże! Zabili Kenny’ego. Kyle: Wy dranie.
Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on
this? I just can’t seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.
Eric Cartman: Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs.
I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don’t
use protection! It’s my hot body; I’ll do what I waunt! I don’t
go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I’ll do what I waunt!
Eric Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty’s ass, and I’ll put
a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your
pants.
Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand
in your vagina?
Kyle: There’s no sand in my vagina!
Eric Cartman: How ’bout we sing, ‘Kyle’s Mom is a stupid bitch’
in D Minor.
Eric Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she
tried something, I’d be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back
in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Eric Cartman: Hippies.They’re everywhere. They wanna save
the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
Chef: You know what they say: You can’t teach a gay dog straight
tricks.
Stan: You know, I think that if parents would spend less time
worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying
about what’s going on in their kids’ lives, this world would
be a much better place.
Kyle: I think that parents only get so offended by television
because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator
of their kids.
Uncle Jimbo: Hell, everything’s legal in Mexico. It’s the
American way.
Satan: Without evil there could be no good, so it must be
good to be evil sometimes.

Poniżej jeszcze kilka cytatów:

Stan Marsh: Biblia, Star Treck… Co za różnica?

Pan Garrison: Genetyka została stworzona, by naprawiać pomyłki Boga. Takie jak niemiecki naród.

Saddam do Szatana: E, Szatan! Kupiłem sobie nową walizkę. Poruchajmy się.

“Just let me get high. I know I can remember if I get high. ”

“I learned I shouldn’t get high to come up with ideas. I should come up with ideas, and then get high to reward myself.”

-You’re a towel.
-No, you’re a towel.
-(chwila zastanowienia) Well you’re a beaner towel

Śmiech Cartmana: “na na na na na na, ha ha ha ha ha ha”